Me, this morning:
Preparing for my morning babble!
When someone says, “I can eat anything I want and not gain an ounce.”
When you’re trying to be a kid again, but realize you’re just too old for that shit and your body hurts for three days afterwards:
How I feel about Justin Bieber:
When I was working in desktop support and a user replied, “But I don’t have an ‘ANY’ key”:
When it’s the Fourth of July and my dog, Moose, is terrified of fireworks:
Probably the reason I don’t have many friends:
What I feel like doing to Canon (especially after my camera broke AGAIN):
But I won’t because I’m a civilized and rational human being:
I mean, what can I say?
Especially when things don’t go our way.
When my dog, Jake, needs to come back inside so I can go to bed and he takes his time like he always does:
When I eat something that doesn’t agree with me and the stomach cramps begin:
How I try to explain what my book is about when someone asks:
How I feel in a crowd:
When the ringer on my phone is set on ‘HIGH’ and it rings:
Well, that’s it for today:
I hope everyone has a great Wednesday and an awesome Fourth of July!