Morning Babble

 

Me, this morning:

Morning Babble

Preparing for my morning babble!

When someone says, “I can eat anything I want and not gain an ounce.”

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When you’re trying to be a kid again, but realize you’re just too old for that shit and your body hurts for three days afterwards:

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How I feel about Justin Bieber:

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And…

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When I was working in desktop support and a user replied, “But I don’t have an ‘ANY’ key”:

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When it’s the Fourth of July and my dog, Moose, is terrified of fireworks:

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Probably the reason I don’t have many friends:

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What I feel like doing to Canon (especially after my camera broke AGAIN):

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But I won’t because I’m a civilized and rational human being:

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I mean, what can I say?

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Especially when things don’t go our way.

Anyway…

When my dog, Jake, needs to come back inside so I can go to bed and he takes his time like he always does:

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When I eat something that doesn’t agree with me and the stomach cramps begin:

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How I try to explain what my book is about when someone asks:

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How I feel in a crowd:

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When the ringer on my phone is set on ‘HIGH’ and it rings:

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Well, that’s it for today:

Morning Babble

I hope everyone has a great Wednesday and an awesome Fourth of July!

Morning Babble

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  • Cyndi

    Hilarious. Oh, I needed a dose of humor just now. LOL. I love the girl on the swing who goes FWAP. That’s so me. That one of Dobby hitting his head with your commentary: priceless. I love diagramming sentences, dang it. And Jack Nicholson from the Shining…hahaha – “civilized human” is the perfect caption. All of these are great. I could comment on each one…but then I’d be here all day and have a blog post to show for it. ;)

    • GKAdams

      Speaking of blog post, you should do a guest post here.

  • http://shailsnest.com Shail

    “But I don’t have an ‘ANY’ key”! Lol, that really made me laugh.
    Here via UBC :)

    • GKAdams

      True story. I can’t tell you how many of those statement I got.

  • http://www.jenniferpwilliams.com/ Jennifer P. Williams

    You need to check out Roo’s (Neon Fresh) “this is how I feel” Friday. You’ll love it.

    PS Found you on Texas Women Bloggers. What up Pineywoods?!

    • GKAdams

      Hey, fellow Texan! I checked out Roo’s blog and left a comment. Pretty hilarious. Left a comment for her stating that we should obviously be BFF’s. Thanks for the introduction and I’m glad you stopped by. Where are you in Texas?

      • http://www.jenniferpwilliams.com/ Jennifer P. Williams

        Beaumont

        • GKAdams

          I’ve been to the coastal area down there, but have never actually stepped inside the city limits of Beaumont. It’s on my to-do list though.

  • GKAdams

    Thank you! Hugs!

  • Deb

    Very funny and hard to pick a favorite. Happy 4th of July!

    • GKAdams

      Happy 4th to you too!

  • http://www.foodieinwv.com/ Foodie in WV

    I think women that say they can eat anything they want are full of it :) I stay thin by working out a lot. Granted I eat a lot of yummy foods, but I make sure that I put the work in too! I hope you have a great 4th!

    • GKAdams

      I agree! I used to eat yummy foods too, but after having double bypass surgery at the age of 40 (I’m 43 now), I had to curb that crap! Now, I’m watching what I eat, trying to exercise more, and have lost 24 pounds. Happy 4th to you too!

  • Vashti Q-Vega

    Another hilarious post! I’m on a break at work and people are giving me strange looks because I’m cracking up at my laptop. :D I love your blog.

    • GKAdams

      Thanks, Vashti. It’s always fun making people wonder about your sanity.

  • Melissa Navarro

    That was awesome! Thanks for the laugh. :)

  • Paula @ Vintage Kitchen

    They are getting better every day, and longer!! The swing and the support customer, so relatable it´s annoying

  • Emelie Samuelson

    “I don’t have an ANY key?” Seriously!??!

  • Richard Rumple

    Love it! And for the morning babble, keep that damn decaf away! Great job!

  • Phil Holtberg

    More funny gifs! That first one with the coffee pot is me!

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  • William Kendall

    Mr. Nicholson certainly seems perfectly rational…

    And poor, poor Dobby. I’ve had days like that….