Whenever I…

 

Whenever I hear a Mariah Carey song:
Whenever I
Whenever I see a lizard (or let’s face it, a spider):
Whenever I
How I feel about shopping (unless it’s shopping for shoes):
Whenever I
When it’s late and I’m trying to get a post done for the next day:
Whenever I
Me, watching the Dallas Cowboys play and Tony Romo screws up yet again:
Whenever I
How I distract Jasper from his Fishing Pole Toy he got free from Purina:
Whenever I
Trying to troubleshoot the printer:
Whenever I
Okay, not really, but I’m sure most people feel this way.

When I misspell something on my blog and nobody points it out, but I find it at the end of the day:
Whenever I
When it’s raining outside:
Whenever I
When I hear people raving about Doctor Who:
Whenever I
and then, I just can’t pretend any longer:
Whenever I

GK Adams

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  • Cyndi

    The Mariah Carey gif and then the kitten…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Omg. HAHAHAHAHA. You’re making me cry. LOLOL. I LOVE IT! I still have tears in my eyes…you’re genius with these .gifs. I know they’re not exactly your idea of quintessential esoteric writing, but man…you are SO GOOD at these!

    • GKAdams

      Now if I could only make a living at it, I’d be all set. Glad I made you laugh.

  • Cyndi

    And your other writing is fabulous, too…I just have to giggle at the irony…I often hear people getting famous for things they hadn’t intended. LOL…has John Stewart called, yet?

    • GKAdams

      I wish! Hell, John Stewart, Amy Einhorn (agent/pub)….anyone! I need to catch a break.

  • Frugal Foodie in WV

    I agree about shopping, I hate it!!!

    • GKAdams

      It’s a dreaded activity.

  • Phil Holtberg

    Hahahaha! You just nailed me in a few of these!

    • GKAdams

      Our personalities seem to be in line. You must be my brother from another mother.

  • Paula @ Vintage Kitchen

    Nr 1 when I inadvertently listen to a tracy chapman song. And the lizard and sesame street, so perfect!

    • GKAdams

      Tracy Chapman? Huh. I actually have a few of her CDs. She can be quite depressing though at times. But then again, I listen to all kinds of music.

  • William Kendall

    I can’t pretend to care about Doctor Who. I know, fans of the show can beat me over the head with pillows at their lieisure.
    And the lizard just wants to make friends!

    • GKAdams

      Well, every show needs its’ fans. Somehow, some way, Doctor Who has theirs. I can’t being to understand.