Sassy

 

I haven’t done these in a hot minute, and I’m feelin’ sassy! I’m sure y’all missed ‘em anyway, so here we go!

How I feel on Monday mornings:

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When I see my father wearing socks with his, “Jesus sandals”:

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Last weeks episode of Survivor:
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When I see someone judging me:

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Just when I think I have a great writing idea, but just can’t seem to start:

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When I’m on a diet:
Me on a diet.
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When someone asks me what my book is about:

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If I don’t have any coffee in the morning:

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What I’d like to do to Taylor Swift:

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Okay, I hope y’all enjoyed these, but…I gotta go!

I got shit to do:

P.S. Y’all know I just had to add Honey Boo Boo in here somewhere. You’re welcome.
GK Adams

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  • AnotherCleanSlate

    Love these! Right there with you on the onion ring diet :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/cherylnicholl57 Cheryl Nicholl

    Funny- that’s how I’m feeling today- especially trying to catch my tail. Hahahaha

  • http://twitter.com/KatiaDBE Katia DBE

    Awesomeness. That’s exactly how I feel like on Monday mornings, except when you have a baby there’s no weekend, so basically every day is Monday :-P

  • Vashti Quiroz-Vega

    This is hilarious! I can’t stop smiling. :D Thank you!

  • http://www.facebook.com/william.kendall.9 William Kendall

    Taylor Swift leaves that impulse in many a soul….

  • Paula @ Vintage Kitchen

    this list is gooood

  • http://twitter.com/filbio Phil Holtberg

    Funny stuff! I also want to do that to Taylor Swift.

  • http://twitter.com/JustErmie Just Ermie

    Ha ha! Love the dog. I know how he feels. :-)