• Deb

    I would like to go a week without hearing everything those so called celebrities do on the news! They can’t even pick their noses without a big story about it on the news!

    • GKAdams

      I would like to go longer without hearing about them, but yeah, I’d take a week. Beggars can’t be choosers.

  • http://www.facebook.com/cherylnicholl57 Cheryl Nicholl

    Never heard the ‘otter’ term before. Very apt. Thanks for adding a very good word to my vocabulary.

    • GKAdams

      Well, there ya go. My job here is done.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dot.hurley.568 Dot Hurley

    I would like to add to your list those who decide to display their art (and affections) all over their bodies – especially when on the knuckles or face, rather than on their walls. Particularly good when topped off with lots of piercings and other embellishments

  • The Desert Rocks

    Needed a bit of toilet humor this morning. Thanks!

  • Vashti Quiroz-Vega

    This is hilarious, and I can’t disagree with any of it! Ha, ha! Great post!

  • http://www.facebook.com/william.kendall.9 William Kendall

    What we need to do is get all of those nitwit “celebrities” you’ve listed, chain them all together, and drop them in the Marianas Trench.

  • Serena Malcolm

    I’m currently on my way to work in London. Its apparently not proper for an English(wo)man to publicly display emotion but you had me at bootylicious! Too funny. Glad I found you on the linkin with my ladies blog hop – think I’m going to like it here.

    Golly good show! ;)

  • http://twitter.com/AwkwardlyAlive Awkwardly Alive

    Truth. All of this is true.

  • Phil Holtberg

    LOL! You just touched base on pretty much all my pet peeves!