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Hey you!
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Yeah, Y-O-U!

No, not you. Y-O-U!

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I’m looking for sponsors and advertisers for my site.
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What’s so funny?
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You know you do!

I’m even a great dancer:
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No, not like that! Seriously, check out my moves:
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Okay, maybe it’s more like this, so what?
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I have a Google PageRank of 4, which will help boost your site.
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Oh, come on! Show some more enthusiasm. That’s a great rank!

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Click on the Advertise/Sponsor menu at the top of the page!

Get in while the gettin’ is H-O-T or before I pimp myself out in ways you don’t want to imagine.

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  • Cyndi

    LOL…another funny post! You definitely brought an LOL on. LOL LOL I hope you get LOTS of sponsors cuz after this post, you should have people beggin’ :D

    • GKAdams

      I hope I do too! Thanks, Cyndi.

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.rumple.1 Richard Rumple

    Hilarious! I’m afraid I’m going to be ill after the Honey Boo Boo shots though. Perhaps, nausea medication sponsors will understand the value you offer! Great job!

    • GKAdams

      I wish they would. Got any good leads?

  • William Kendall

    The Honey Boo Boo shot horrifies me more than the Fresh Prince guy….

    • GKAdams

      Don’t let it horrify you. This is the world we live in now. Unfortunately.

  • Phil Holtberg

    I love posts with all these funny gifs! I’ll admit too that Honey Boo Boo scares me a bit!