Cajun Redneck in the News
Nothing is easier than making fun of a redneck, except for making fun of a Cajun redneck descendant of the Acadians (settlers of eastern Canada).
Note: this post is not about Canadians, so save the hate mail. I love the Canadians! This post is about a certain stupid southern species who probably has more than ten lawsuits pending against their dog or takes a fishing pole to Sea World.
Anyway, this bodacious hunk is the epitome of magnificent sophistication. Check it out:
This here chuckle bucket was wearing a tin foil hat and was arrested after admitting that he called and threatened to torch 4 Louisiana schools last week. Honestly, I’m glad they caught this nut job.
Investigators were able to determine a phone number from where the calls originated. When they called the number, they were greeted by a man who identified himself as the caller who made the threatening phone calls to the schools. At least he was honest.
When asked for his current location, he told investigators he was at friend’s home, which is where they found him (again, honesty is the best policy), wearing tin foil wrapped around his head, secured by a baseball cap. Apparently, there’s no need to be careless with your tin foil hat by making sure a gust of wind doesn’t take it away, so securing it with a baseball cap is considered erring on the side of caution.
He allegedly told investigators the foil was there to prevent microwave signals from entering his head. So, there’s that.
Apparently this, “upstanding citizen” had a prior criminal history with multiple arrests for possession of narcotics, simple burglary, aggravated battery, criminal trespassing, theft, illegal possession of a weapon along with numerous traffic related offenses.
I suppose that’s one less person off the street who thinks the stock market has a fence around it or that potted meat on a saltine is considered a hors d’ouvre.
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