Stupid Invention Saturday #5

It’s another Stupid Invention:

A portable computer!

Also known as a laptop; although, I think this would be considered a Shoulder Top Computer (STC, for short).

redneck laptop with surround sound stupid invention

This STC system comes complete with surround sound! Not a bad deal, if you ask me.

This homemade contraption came from the inspiring mind of a redneck. How do I know? Duct tape was involved!

You cannot use a flat-screen monitor either, because that would throw this awesome system off balance, and then you’d be one lop-sided redneck. Other rednecks in the trailer park would make fun of you and probably throw their empty beer cans at you.

This will be one of those “As Seen on TV” special offers and if you place your order in the 10-minute time frame, you’ll get two for the price of one (STC not included, of course).

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  • Amy Young Miller

    This is so funny and puts in mind the Canadian television show Red Green. Have you seen it??

  • Lisa Newlin

    This is amazeballs! Not only can you walk and work, you can walk and work out (as I suspect that STC isn’t lightweight). I also suspect the inventor isn’t a lightweight either.


  • charlottebabb

    I’m sure that the Tim Ferrises of the world would approve of this weight-bearing exercise while mobile computing device. It burns more calories than you are downloading data bytes. Clearly ergonomic design with emphasis on standing straight and keeping one’s head in the proper position.

  • Toni Nelson

    This is just too funny!

  • Phil Holtberg

    Wait a minute – I don’t see a beer holder!

    • GKAdams

      Redneck’s use the CD-ROM tray.

  • William Kendall

    You know you’re a redneck when….
    I can see that wrecking havoc with the back!