It’s another Stupid Invention:
A portable computer!
Also known as a laptop; although, I think this would be considered a Shoulder Top Computer (STC, for short).
This STC system comes complete with surround sound! Not a bad deal, if you ask me.
This homemade contraption came from the inspiring mind of a redneck. How do I know? Duct tape was involved!
You cannot use a flat-screen monitor either, because that would throw this awesome system off balance, and then you’d be one lop-sided redneck. Other rednecks in the trailer park would make fun of you and probably throw their empty beer cans at you.
This will be one of those “As Seen on TV” special offers and if you place your order in the 10-minute time frame, you’ll get two for the price of one (STC not included, of course).