Creative Wits

Believe it or not, I was rather stumped on what to write today. However, these are not as easy to do as they look, which is why I’m surprised I couldn’t collect my creative wits about me and actually write something more substantial. I wish I could have written something else, but alas, here you go.
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What I look like when trying to do the P90X Ab Ripper X workout:

polar bear creative wits
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When I’m tired of listening to all of the bullshit:

not listening creative wits
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When a (insert expensive car) dealer contacted me to write a sponsored post for $1.00. ONE DOLLAR!

kendra from real housewives of atlanta creative wits
Hey Fart Monkey, you wheel and deal in (INSERT EXPENSIVE CAR HERE, USING SHOUT-Y CAPITAL LETTERS) and those aren’t cheap cars! Do you think this blog writes itself? You could have spotted me a Grant ($50) or a Franklin ($100).
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When I see my dad and he’s wearing those loafers from the ’70′s, black socks, and shorts:
rachel zoe project creative wits
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When I review my posts and see something awry, fix it and publish it again…THEN, I see another mistake in the same DAMN POST, fix it, republish it, only to find more mistakes in the SAME DAMN POST:

writing editing oh no creative wits
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When I see a spider and my reaction is so severe that it can cause a riot:
harry potter creative wits
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How I felt when I found out I had 4 days to read Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens AND write a 15-page paper using my choice of literary theory (I chose Marxist Theory):
silver linings playbook creative wits
My reaction when I scored an ‘A’.
bradley cooper creative wits

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GK Adams

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  • http://www.facebook.com/TToombs08 Terrye Toombs

    Well….that was…..witty.

    • http://www.funnylifestories.com GK Adams

      Well…um…thank you. Are…you…being…a…smart…ass?

    • GKAdams

      Well…thank….you.

  • Paula @ Vintage Kitchen

    4 and 7
    just perfect

    • GKAdams

      Thanks!

  • Cyndi

    LOL…I can’t get enough of these posts. I always laugh and they always brighten my day. Seriously. :)

    • GKAdams

      These types of posts are my most popular. Kind of makes me think that people don’t like my writing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Housekaboodle Sue Pekarek

    Have no regrets on this post as I enjoyed every bit of it.

    • GKAdams

      Awesome!

  • http://www.bigaandlittlea.com/ Roshni Aamom

    LOL!! Congratulations on the ‘A’!

    • http://www.funnylifestories.com GK Adams

      Thank you!

    • GKAdams

      Woo Hoo! It was a looooong 4 days.

  • Jae Mac

    Very funny and creative! I really enjoy your posts.

    • http://www.funnylifestories.com GK Adams

      Thank you very much!

    • GKAdams

      Thanks, JM!

  • William Kendall

    One dollar? One dollar?
    And that little polar bear baby is such a cutie!
    Not so cute in a couple of years, mind you…

    • http://www.funnylifestories.com GK Adams

      Oh, he’ll still be cute and cuddly, yes?

    • GKAdams

      One FREAKING dollar!

  • http://www.theworld4realz.com/ Andi-Roo

    *LOVE*

    These make me laugh. Thanks for starting my day on a positive note! :)

    • GKAdams

      Glad I can make you laugh and smile.