Creative Wits
Believe it or not, I was rather stumped on what to write today. However, these are not as easy to do as they look, which is why I’m surprised I couldn’t collect my creative wits about me and actually write something more substantial. I wish I could have written something else, but alas, here you go.
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What I look like when trying to do the P90X Ab Ripper X workout:
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When I’m tired of listening to all of the bullshit:
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When a (insert expensive car) dealer contacted me to write a sponsored post for $1.00. ONE DOLLAR!
Hey Fart Monkey, you wheel and deal in (INSERT EXPENSIVE CAR HERE, USING SHOUT-Y CAPITAL LETTERS) and those aren’t cheap cars! Do you think this blog writes itself? You could have spotted me a Grant ($50) or a Franklin ($100).
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When I see my dad and he’s wearing those loafers from the ’70′s, black socks, and shorts:
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When I review my posts and see something awry, fix it and publish it again…THEN, I see another mistake in the same DAMN POST, fix it, republish it, only to find more mistakes in the SAME DAMN POST:
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When I see a spider and my reaction is so severe that it can cause a riot:
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How I felt when I found out I had 4 days to read Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens AND write a 15-page paper using my choice of literary theory (I chose Marxist Theory):
My reaction when I scored an ‘A’.
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