Redneck Haiku’s
Redneck Haiku’s…especially for all y’all. Yeah, I was bored. So what? By the way, Haiku’s are not easy. It’s hard to creative with 17 syllables. Yes, I did the math: 5+7+5=17. I’m a math genius, I tell ya. Hell, all rednecks are geniuseseses in math. I’m not a redneck though…I just make fun of them, because I can.
So enjoy!
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I can get laid at
a family reunion
don’t forget condoms
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To find perfect date
go to ancestry.com
and not match.com
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So good at fishin’
I do it with my bare hands
like masturbating
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I ran out of beer
Now, get yer hillbilly ass
up to the Walmart
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Girlie of the week
ain’t got nuthin’ on my old
two-barreled shotgun
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There, that’s all you get
Haiku’s give me a headache
They hurt my brain bad
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Y’all counted all those to make sure I did it right, didn’t ya?
Can you come up with your own redneck haiku?
Hell, spit out any haiku you want and place ‘em in the comments.
Best one will get highlighted on my page. How’s that fer ya?
Note: I suspect that Terrye (The Misplaced Alaskan) will come up with a doozy. Y’all watch and see.
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