Stupid Invention Saturday #3

Going nowhere fast?

Make sure you do so by getting one these stupid inventions.

A bicycle with square wheels:

square bicycle wheels stupid invention

Guaranteed to get you nowhere, no matter how hard you try.

There’s even a spot for your sweetheart so you can both go nowhere together. Now, that’s what I call quality time!

No false advertising neither.

What you see is what you get!

No money back, because you’re the imbecile that bought this product!

Side note: I’m wondering if this was the first invention of a stationary (exercise) bicycle?


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GK Adams

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kathy-Ree/572355759 Kathy Ree

    Transporting it is probably a bitch too.

    • http://www.funnylifestories.com GK Adams

      Good point. Never thought of that.

  • shawn

    LOL, the exercise bike is the only thing that I can think they would build this.

    • http://www.funnylifestories.com GK Adams

      That’s a pretty hefty exercise bike. Where would you store it?

  • http://twitter.com/Sophie_Bowns ♡ Sophie Bowns ♡

    Now this IS a weird invention!

    • http://www.funnylifestories.com GK Adams

      Yes, it is!

  • William Kendall

    They don’t look very happy.
    “You don’t suppose this picture is going to be laughed at in a century, do you, Horatio?”
    “Nonsense, Mildred.”

  • Phil Holtberg

    What a couple of squares! Har-Har-Har!

  • Lucy Ball

    How do they know when they have a flat?