Going nowhere fast?
Make sure you do so by getting one these stupid inventions.
A bicycle with square wheels:
Guaranteed to get you nowhere, no matter how hard you try.
There’s even a spot for your sweetheart so you can both go nowhere together. Now, that’s what I call quality time!
No false advertising neither.
What you see is what you get!
No money back, because you’re the imbecile that bought this product!
Side note: I’m wondering if this was the first invention of a stationary (exercise) bicycle?