Cats+Work=Fail

It’s next to impossible to get anything done when you have a cat, especially writing. You cat owners know exactly what I’m talking about too!
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When I need silence to concentrate, but it’s just not going to happen:

Maybe there is a reason for that_______________________________________________________________________
Then, he tries to impress me by doing this:

Try to find out what this behavior means
Or this:
Morning physical exercice with a pillow
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When I continue to ignore him, he throw himself a pity-party:

It's been a hard day bro
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I finally give in and try to show him some affection, but he becomes a pompous ass:

Nope! Me first!
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So, I go back to my computer to do more work, but he attacks the screen:

Tiny kitty experiencing Ipad user interface
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I try to distract him by giving him something to do:

Appartement cat training!!!
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But then he gets pissed and tries to take it out on the dog:

Cat attack fail
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When that doesn’t work, he tries disguising himself:
A fun fat cat wear goggles

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When that doesn’t do the trick, he finally gets bored and sleeps for the rest of the day:

Sleep doesn't warn
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But when it’s time for me to go bed, he suddenly gets a wild hair up his ass:

White cat performing a WTF dance

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GK Adams

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  • http://janinehuldie.com Janine Huldie

    I can’t relate now, but back int he day we had a cat and you did them justice perfectly here!! :)

    • http://www.funnylifestories.com GK Adams

      You need to get another cat. A house is not a home without one. Or a dog.

  • http://awkwardlyaliveandpleasantlypeculiar.com Emelie

    Hahahaha – yes. Dragon’s cat is exactly the same way! Gio is pretty good about just chilling out when I’m working, but when I’m on the phone, he can’t stand it, so he throws his bone around on the hardwood floor and starts “talking” in protest. Jealous much? Gosh!

    • http://www.funnylifestories.com GK Adams

      Animals are sometimes worse than children.

  • http://pictimilitude.com Cyndi

    Hehe, YES! My cat sleeps on my head, turns the computer on in the middle of the night, attacks the tablecloth and drags everything off the table, including EVERYTHING on the table, LOL…yes, I understand. Completely.

    • http://www.funnylifestories.com GK Adams

      I know how you feel!

  • http://richrumple.blogspot.com Rich Rumple

    Why do I feel at home with this post? My cats are still watching the screen on the laptop, while I post on the desktop. I have a feeling the laptop’s going to be on all afternoon. lol Great job!

    • http://www.funnylifestories.com GK Adams

      I keep thinking I’m going to install a cool screensaver for my cat, but I never get around to it.

  • http://themisadventuresofamisplacedalaskan.blogspot.com/ Terrye

    I wish I could convince my husband that we need a cat. His mom hates them so he’s never had one and learned it from her. Stupid cat haters. :)

    • http://www.funnylifestories.com GK Adams

      Carry a big stick. That’ll convince him!

  • http://www.blog.theregularguynyc.com Phil

    LOL! My old cat used to do almost all of thes things! He would always make it a point to lay down right on the newspaper when I was reading it.

    I love both cats and dogs.

    • http://www.funnylifestories.com GK Adams

      Yep. If you can’t ever find your cat, bring out the paper! It’s a cat magnet!

  • http://www.apartfrommyart.com Sandra

    I’m allergic to cats, but loved this post. Very funny!

    • http://www.funnylifestories.com GK Adams

      AW! Glad I’m not allergic to them!

  • http://abracabadra.blogspot.com/ Ruchira

    hahaha…Gina I can relate to that. Especially when I want peace, there will be noise all around me and all I can think of it shutting myself but still can’t do…lol

    • http://www.funnylifestories.com GK Adams

      Cats are awesome and irritating at the same time. Speaking of which…mine’s here bothering me now.

  • William Kendall

    Well, cats are the ultimate life form on the planet, after all, so they can do whatever they please, much to the inconvenience of their lowly staff.

    • http://www.funnylifestories.com GK Adams

      They are snotty, aren’t they?